Confucius Cousin

A Bird in Hand

Confucius Cousin says, A bird in the hand is better than one in the soup. Ah, the eternal debate of hand versus bowl—Confucius Cousin reminds us that while having a bird in hand may mean sacrificing a Michelin-star meal, it also spares you from the awkward dinner conversation: ‘Is this organic? Oh wait, it’s Dave’s parakeet.’…Read more