Oh yes, the discussion of "Freedom" now brings us to the granddaddy of all Freedom-based documents: *The Constitution of the United States of America*. In particular, the first 10 Amendments to it, collectively known as *The Bill of Rights*.

There were other documents prior to 1776 which allegedly granted freedoms. A lot of people speak of Magna Carta as one, and rightfully so, but a little known fact is that only three clauses of Magna Carta remain as legal code in Britain today.

So, I am not a Constitutional expert, but I am about to exercise my right to freedom of speech and put my spin on the Bill of Rights regardless, in the most Tidwickian (v) way possible. It'll make you laugh. It'll make you cry. It'll move you (or your bowels). Stay tuned!